Anticipation escalates with Father’s Day looming on the horizon. Especially when for months in advance you’ve dropped hints like, “Oh, boy… I don’t think my closet can handle any more ties. Should probably install a sign outside it that says, ‘Now entering TIE-land,’ am I right? Sure would be nice if I could turn these ties into… T-BONE STEAKS!”
Who says you have to hint with subtlety? After all, you want what you want — and they know you want steak.
Don’t be so sure. The unspeakable happens more often than we tend to acknowledge. Sometimes you’re just a tad too clever, a smidge too indirect, causing your hints to fly right over their heads. Or perhaps they’ve simply opted to ignore your desires completely and give you a set of golf tees or, if you’re lucky, a ceramic #1 DAD mug because it’s plain easy.
Every dad will someday receive a bad gift. Even you — but don’t fret.
Here are 5 ways to channel your disappointment when your gift is NOT steak.
- Hone Your Knife Knowledge.
- Learn to Cook with Whiskey.
- Bone Up on Your Beer Pairings.
- Become a Kitchen Guru.
- Take Up Smoking.
And remember, there’s always next year…
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